Whenever a Christian preaches to me about God, and explains how if I don’t believe, I will go to hell, I always reply with this analogy: “Yes, well if you don’t believe in my God, The Flying Spaghetti Monster, you too will go to hell, so you’d better believe in my God too, otherwise you will suffer. You might as well believe in him anyway, afterall, you’ve got nothing to loose right?”

What I just did was recite Pascals Wager to them, but used another God inplace of the Christian God. What can you say to that? You can’t say, “well, that’s different, your God isn’t real, but mine is!” So what makes your God more real than mine? Both are invisible. We both have our own holy book. When I pray to my God, I have the same chance of getting what I prayed for as you do if you prayed to your God.

If I said to you, “you can believe in my God, if you want to. But if you don’t believe, I’m going to burn your body inside out for all eternity. You will forever be tortured over and over again, no second chances, believe, or burn, simple as that”.

You don’t really have much of a choice now do you? Sounds a bit threatening you might say? I would agree with you 100%. Is this not what Christianity is preaching? Believe in God and Jesus, and you will go to heaven, if not, you burn. Whether or not you believe, you’re going to bloody want to believe after you’ve heard the consiquences aren’t you! But that’s total bullshit! You can apply that argument to anything. Say the exact same thing, but switch the God’s around. You’re going to want to believe in every single God. But you can’t, you’ll have to choose. There are over 330 million God’s in the Hindu religion alone! ‘God knows how many Gods there are with all religions combined!’ So just think, you believe in one God. You have a 1 in 400 million chance that you are believing in the right God.

The religion that always wins is the one that threatens the most. “God loves you, but if you don’t love him, he’s gonna have to punish you, and by punish I mean torture you for all eternity.” Even though God’s knows the future, this means that before he created the universe, he knew you were going to be an atheist, and not believe, and therefore end up in hell, but he made you anyway! What kind of a sick fuck does that?